
Red-Neck Vasectomy
Subject: Redneck Vasectomy
After their 11th child, a redneck couple decided that was enough. As they
could not afford a larger bed, the husband went to his veterinarian and told
him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children..
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative, ' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in redneck country) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'
The redneck said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed,
but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is
foing to help me..'
'Trust me,' said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held
the can up to his ear and began to count!
'1?
'2?
'3?
'4?
'5?
At which point, he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
continued counting on his other hand..
This procedure works in Texas, Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Arkansas,
Missouri, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, and West Virginia
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